top president, master god.

God damnit. I got home at 5h30 in the am. The Université de Montréal kids were in town last night and it was nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts. They have this invented gameshow type game thing they play at the bar that literally never ends and never stops being fun. We bought so many pitchers. After last call we went to their hotel and continued the crazyness. The soirée ended with my boy guillotine and ply-ply sitting at the counter at mellows talking with the owner D.D. he talked about basse ville vs vanier fights from back in the day. Saying that back in the day you got your ass kicked and it ended there only to get started next week when you had your chance for revenge. He says today he doesn't get the guns and knives shit the kids are on. He was so awesome, I had a grill cheese and poutine and felt like utter shit after the meal. I open my door and smell the aroma of cofee... my mom was getting ready for work. One of those special moments.

Before I get into dipset I just want to highlight my favorite rapper of the week JACKIE CHAIN. I'm not sure if he's asian or just a weird shade of white. He's from alabama and has long hair and it's amazing. He's like a bloody carcrash and I can't turn away. Song is ROLLIN featurin some other rapper.



DIPSET

THE SECOND COMING (COMMERCIAL AND SEPERATE SONG.)





CRUNK MUSIK



WE FLY HIGH (REMIX) FEAT EVERYBODY



P.S. YO JIM JONES YO BETTER NOT HAVE KILLED MY BOY STACK BUNDLES. IF YOU DID KILL HIM YOU BEST DOUBLE UP ON SECURITY WHEN YOU COME BY OTTAWA. A COUPLE OF CREWS WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

what i would say to you now

I am going to be a one act play for the theatre departement at my university.   It's dada and it's going to be FUCKED UP!

From Wikipedia "Tzara called The Gas Heart the "greatest three-act hoax of the century" and suggested that it would "satisfy o
nly industrialized imebiciles who believe in men of genius".[3] The play offers, he continues, "no technical innovation."[3] David Graver, however, describes The Gas Heart, along with Georges Ribemont-Dessaignes's The Mute Canary (first performed in 1920), as "manifestations of dada at its most extreme" that "pulverize the elements of conventional theater they use so finely that few gestures or remarks cohere in any recognizable order" and that "reduce theatrical spectacle to a kind of white sound, the significance of which depends almost exclusively upon the cultural context in which it is presented.""

do i frighten you?

Sup internet friends? Yesterday I was pretty bummed on life (probably S.A.D.). Today I wrote a long letter to my good friend in Saskatchewan and I came to the realization that I need a woman in my life. I have been single since the end of last school year! Friggin almost a year in like late May. I have observed changes in how I run my life single and let me tell you it's no good. A GF keeps me organized and much more accountable for my actions. I have been not giving a fuck these past months and have felt cold nothingness in the part of my soul that is supposed to make me have crushes. Today I have decided to change this because I fear this to be a vicious cycle that will surely end in homelessness or being the manager of a horrible suburban grocery store. I NEED WARMTH! Pretty much I gotta quit being a pussy and try to make moves even if it means certain embarrassment and terrible sadness fueled poetry. The payoff is worth it! Essentially I gotta get my game a lot tighter than where it is right now. Getting down to dating weight, finishing school, having my room be spotless and female ready! Today those things seem almost impossible but tomorrow I will be closer to my goal! Todays videos are sort of related to the trite I just wrote.


Kind of describes the end of the relationship I had for the majority of my university life. I know it's played out but whatever. KATE NASH - FOUNDATIONS.



If my future shorty could at least tolerate this band that would be sweeeeeet. CRO-MAGS - WE GOTTA KNOW



And finally this describes pretty much what I need. Great song that BRIGHTS covered at Halloween, the picture on the top right of this blog is me singing along to this. HA-HA. BLINK 182 - JOSIE.

blink 182 - josie
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allez en faire de la purée, EN FAIRE DE LA PURÉE!

I wasn't gonna blog today but I was on my RSS shit and I saw real as fuck KENZA doing multiple post including a Sean Paul AND Dag Nasty video. A.K.A. she came at us with some real shit. I couldn't just sit here, people would start thinking I'm soft. So I'm giving you the most realest shit that's coming out of the Caribbean TODAY no peaceful old school stuff.

Let's start soft with big time celebrity Daddy Yankee. Fighting out of San Juan, D.Y. was capable of becoming a commercial star yet maintain his street respect. Even haters in Puerto Rico knowledge he's the boss. The video features fighting strippers and real dog fighting, this shit is tough. DADDY YANKEE FT DON OMAR - SUGOROSKI GATA GANGSTER



In my opinion the best reggae artist out right now, MAVADO. He's got the smoothest voice yet brings the hardest lyrics. I've posted a lot of his stuff in the past but this is the first big budget video. This video is worth it just for his cool fucking outfit he has at the beginning. I want my local hangspot to have my name spray painted on it just like Mavado. MAVADO - LAST NIGHT.



Finally we have grimiest shit of the day a PORT-AU-PRINCE TRIP PACK. Starting out with the group MAJIK CLICK the song is TOUT MOUN AP MANDE. The beat is so fucking good and the voices are so raspy. Fuck I love how hard this sounds. Next up are some BARIKAD CREW (rip) joints. JISKOBOU is the first song and the video is about dark fucking voodoo shit and it's gory. If you read the preceding sentence and didn't want to click this video yous a shook one. Followed by their 2006 carnaval song TRIP NA TRIP. This song has an sunny yet depressed feel which is what living in the poorest country of the western hemisphere must feel like. THIS VIDEO ALSO HAS THE BLACKEST OF HAITIANS WEARING A LARRY BIRD CELTICS JERSEY, SO AMAZING.

MAJIK CLICK - TOUT MOUN AP MANDE.



BARIKAD CREW - JISKOBOU



BARIKAD CREW - TRIP NA TRIP



This post has been brought to you by the B.S.C.

dedicated to babies that came out pissing

This post goes out to how awesomely beefy punkottawa is getting.

"It's like we new york and you L.A.
so back to the fuck up when you see the S.L.A.
coming at you with nasty shit you don't wanna see
bald headed motherfuckers called the B.S.C
613/819, fuck wit me and its the end of the line"



MOBB DEEP - SHOOK ONES PART II

Mobb Deep Shook Ones Pt. II
envoyé par Smoke-A-Lot. - Regardez la dernière sélection musicale.

NOTORIOUS B.I.G. - DEAD WRONG (FRANK SINATRA MASH UP)


NAS - ETHER

the maurice richard of hip hop

This Sunday I saw NOTORIOUS with my homegirl Margaux. If you have followed the blog a bit you know I am huuuuuuuuge biggie fan. The first rapper I got into as a youngin (grade 6) he had accessible singles that appealed to me as a child but it was also his image that gave me a lot of confidence as an overweight kid. I know it sounds cheesy but he inspired me to have pride in the way I look and not take shit from nobody. As I grew older I started to get more into hip hop and started to analyze the lyrics as well as notice that newer hip hop while good could not hold a candle to the perfection that was biggie. As an ultra fan I gotta say that I was really happy with the movie. Jamal "Gravy" Woolard nails the role and it almost made me feel like he was alive again which was pretty cool. He should drop rapping and try to act for a living I think (although he will probably get type casted pretty bad). The music blasted through the theatre surround sound was great and I was lip syncing the lyrics the whole time. One thing that bummed me out though was this it was a true story and that he had to die again which reminds me a lot of reading history books about New France. No matter how many times you experience the story the ending is always the same, we lose. Not gonna lie, I had tears in my eyes at least twice. One scene between Big and his mom talking on the phone from jail and the funeral procession. He died at age 24. Such a young age to die but at the same time it made me think what the fuck have I accomplished in my life? If a guy with all the chips stacked against him since birth can follow his dreams it would be a crime for a relatively well off kid like myself to not at least try. Hopefully in 2010 I will be in another country trying to give it a real go. Check the movie out.

if you censor this you're a pussy

WARNING GUEST POST SIGNIFICANT CHANCES OF AWESOMNESS.

Yo, you already know who it is. It's ya boy Young Lozi also known as Big Eagle P in some smokier circles. Now I know all you guys are wondering "What the fuck is Big Eagle doing on this shit? I know Big Baby Campbell ain't sittin on this type of loot". Look, I did this shit for free because BBC is a dude I fuck with... a BSC OG, the blackest white dude I know. I'm up in here to help a dude out. This blog is severely lacking in real shit. Consider this post Real Shitology 101. Ain't no fucking "Oh look at me, I can't play an instrument but I do a lot of coke and my faggy circuit-bending hipster boyfriend made me a shitty microphone out of a phone receiver so people won't notice that I sing worse than that bitch on APTN who sings with aboriginal puppets in the morning.". Real shit only. Lets do this.

First off we have Shabazz the Disciple with Crime Saga. An original member of Sunz of Man and probably my favorite Wu-Tang affiliated artist. This little jammy was originally released as a single in '95 and was later featured on his debut full length The Book of Shabazz in 2003. This album is one of the darkest, grimiest, rawest, realest hip hop albums ever released. Fuck you if you disagree.



Up next is Neglect with Good for Nothing. The most depressed band NYHC has ever produced. They did the damn thing from '91 to '95. This video was shot in Germany. Real as fuck. Check it.



Last but not least I need to give a shout out to SMACK DVD. The realest hip hop DVD in the game. This is one of my favorite videos they've featured. It's also Big Baby Campbell's current jammy. Look Nigga You Food by Stack Bundles. SQUAAAAAAAAAAD UP!



BONUS! This one goes out to anyone who doesn't think Redman is real as fuck:

*EDIT, NO EMBEDDABLE VID CLICK ON LINK.

i'm afraid i can't do that russell

Mana from heaven.

PRINCE JAZZBO - ITAL CORNER



DESMOND DEKKER N' THE ACES - THE ISREALITES



TONY MATTERHORN - DUTTY WINE (REMIX)



MAVADO - INFORMER PUSSY



MAVADO - GUNS OUT (THREAT DEM A SEN)




MR. SYMARIP - SKINHEAD GIRL

trees to branches, cliffs to avalanches

Alright so I got a pretty bad hangover not that bad from an alcohol point of view but its combined with a bad cold. What makes things worse is that I lost my cell and my voice at the bar. Shit sucks. Only known cure is Rachel Leigh Cook. Yeah.

(A) NEW FOUND GLORY - DRESSED TO KILL. I used to hate ANFG backs in the day cause I caught major beef with the owner of drive-thru records. I was pretty young and we were in a back and forth nasty argument. Buddyhead posted his email and I sent him an email and the shit got bad quickly. I kept deleting the NFG my sister downloaded off of Napster. My other big internet beefs from back then were FRED DURST no joke, I was calling him up and shit talking directly to him. His personal assistant fucking let me get through cause I guess he hated him as well. My other beef was pre-celebrity Andy Milonakis off the Kevin Smith messageboard. It went too far when I prank called his work with Beverly Hills Cop sound effects. Real talk. Anyways, I think this is the definitive Rachel Leigh Cook video in terms of hotness. The part where she's wearing the skirt and goes to kiss the douchebag in the video... yeah that's a good part.

New Found Glory - Dressed To Kill
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When you're talking Leigh Cook you can't not have the cheesy drug P.S.A. she did. The more you know, bitches.



JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS - THREE SMALL WORDS. Rosario Dawson is the only person who made it out of this movie alive. Tara Reid is also in this... I think her exposed red carpet tittie thing is the best thing to have ever happened ever.



She's All That Trailer. "am I a bet? am I a stupid bet!?" Man friggin Yung Usher is in this too. I need to watch this movie immediately.



You just got leighed.

i like my menstruations fashionably late, it makes life exciting.

Children!Your favorite blogger/skinhead is back! This post is dedicated to me being worthy of late passes on jams. I might be late on these compared to blogdom but I'm early compared to most of you biters. Get at me.

First up is WALE (pronounced wah-lé) a rapper who made big noise with his Seinfeld inspired Mixtape (about nothing). He's from D.C. the whole rap game has his back (clipse included) just smile and nod cause this shit is the shit. Song is called NIKE BOOTS, can't go wrong rhyming about shoes.



Deuxièmement is THE GASLIGHT ANTHEM. I just downloaded their sweet album The 59 Sound. All my friends were on to this and I was just to lazy to get it. I really regret it. Song is OLD WHITE LINCOLN. High top sneakers and sailor tattoos are awesome.




Finally we have my greatest late crime. BOB FUCKING DYLAN. I saw him in concert 2 summers ago and was severely dismissing his old ass. But I finally decided to give him another chance. When you get older if you're not careful you will also start to become lame. This might be a bold statement but pre electric Bob Dylan is the only Bob Dylan I can get into. Luckily I am getting obsessed with straight folk revival Dylan. THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGING is one of the most beautiful songs ever written. Free Gaza.

'cause I can't figure out what you're thinking about

Man youthcember sure was great wasn't it? I had a super relaxing xmas break I watched like 45 movies and listened to like 20 albums in their entirety. I'm watching the shitty ass golden globes right now hoopdreaming about what kind of speech I would give for a bigtime movie award. I got like 4 good ones, now all I need to do is become a famous movie star. Before I can do that I gotta finish my master's degree which is a sobering thought. Today's theme is electronic music I listened to in the late 90s really early 2000s.


Number one is crazy german group ATARI TEENAGE RIOT. Group leader Alec Empire pushed what he called digital hardcore and was trying to bring in punk ideals inside of the then huge electronic music scene. Its kind of hard to listen to for normal people. This song is called REVOLUTION ACTION and has a pretty cool video.




Next up is a band that was heavily featured on my diamond rio aka the first ever mp3 player. I had room for like 10 songs (more if I degraded the quality). ASIAN DUB FOUNDATION, south asian guys from england making some world music fusion shit with a lot of dub, dancehall and jungle influence. Kinda similar to M.I.A. in a lot of ways. I think this holds up and will make an effort to listen to more of their stuff. The song is NEW WAY, NEW LIFE. The video is cool and you should click.



Finally we have maybe the biggest electronic act from that period THE PRODIGY. I have talked about them before in my drug post. Really one of my favorite bands from that time in my life. Shout out to Zakon Unique for putting me on to this. Again a really cool video that's worth watching VOODOO PEOPLE. I would blast this and play Goldeneye deathmatch on n64. Oh man, best times.

à montréal tout est permis.

Possibly one of the best love songs ever. Sorry for the non-video.

dispatches from the trillion year old city on the face of mars

Shout out to black people making nice music in the 60s despite living through some bullshit.

ARETHA FRANKLIN - SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR YOU. My favorite song right now. Also yung Aretha is a blueprint for how fatgirls can look good.



JACKSON 5 - I WANT YOU BACK. Watch the Lil Rapist work his maaaaaaagic!



OTIS REDDING - SITTING ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY. One of the most crushingly depressing songs I have ever heard.



JAMES BROWN - IT'S A MAN'S MAN'S MAN'S WORLD. I would kill almost anybody to bring him back to life.



Not black but still awesome THE SHANGRI-LAS - OUT IN THE STREETS.